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Tuesday, 26 November 2013

An unexpected guest


So last night I could hear some rustling around in the garden. Soft thudding footsteps in the darkness.

The footsteps slowly came closer. Was it a burglar? Was I about to be whacked on the head with my own shovel by this unknown assailant?  

No, as suddenly by the door appeared a massive international badger of mystery. WHOA! I was not expecting that. It then continued to shuffle forward as if to walk through the door and I managed to half shut it before he was in the house.

We had a brief chat, and once it was clear that I wasn't interested in buying any double glazing or inviting him in for a cup of tea he sort of shrugged his shoulders and tottered off into the night on his badgerly business.

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